Vitamin C Cocktails for everybody! Cheers! Prost! Salut! And to ALL the other languages I don’t know how to say “Cheers!” in — I’m feeling rebellious, so, in lieu of what’s happening around the planet, lets try talking about something more interesting. ~ Sex. — It’s hard to have sex while social-distancing. The six-feet apart shit just isn’t cutting it…
But in all honesty, it’s just more difficult after having kids for me to even want to fool around. I’m sure this is natural and related to hormones (which hopefully will pass), you know, totally frustrating for me, even more so for him, but, does anyone even talk about it?
In my younger days, I’ve had a few, ‘moments’. I once got caught in the car with a boyfriend when I was sixteen, and because he was already eighteen, the cops decided it was a good idea to drive me home in the middle of the night, with lights flashing, just to tell my Dad! Holy embarrassment!! I was so embarrassed that I broke up with him. My parents refused to let me go out with him anymore – anyways – he told me later that the only times he ever thought of me was when he saw a cop or when he smelled chlorine (I was a high-school swim-team sprinter/lifeguard a.k.a. “Chlorine-Pickle”).
A few instances involved too much alcohol and one time in particular, I was with an army guy, during which a group of friends came running in yelling, “Rodeo! Rodeo!!” — T.M.I. (too much information)? Oh well. He wasn’t even the one I liked, I had a crush on his friend but alas, he did not make it to the party.
Another time, I was feeling frisky on a road trip and pulled over for a quickie in some wooded area. It was all fun and games except for the fact that we got ticks! You don’t know true love until you have to tell your partner, “There’s a tick on your dick!!” I still laugh about that one. The unwritten Dr. Seuss tale titled, “Tick on Dick” — The companion piece to, “Hop on Pop” — Oh man. I make my self laugh, still.
I used to have more fun but now, I feel a little boring and uninteresting, trying to regain just an ounce of my youthful spirit and vigor. But hey, I have a nice herb-garden going and two hyper ass kids to play with.
Years ago, I would have been too embarrassed to share anything like this. But now I realize, we are ALL human, we all have it, do it, and have our own share of embarrassing, funny, and sexy ‘moments’. So why not embrace it?!
Trying to spice it up and stay inspired with everything going on around the world is a little challenging for me, but I don’t feel like a lost cause…..yet. I can’t become a cat lady, because, well, I hate cats, and I’m allergic.
My parents just celebrated their 36th-Anniversary together. I’m impressed that they’ve lasted so long. I hope that my children can reflect on us someday and say the same. For now, I might take my chances and put stupid arrows on the ground at home, leading to the bed, hoping for the best.
While I’m on this topic, I’m curious how professional dancers and strippers are making it these days, during lockdowns and quarantines. Magic Mike to Tragic Mike. I wonder if they can qualify for unemployment for being furloughed or laidoff? I know “I” didn’t qualify for shit! It turns out, having interests in “conspiracy theories” and taking a stand for the safety of your family does not count as a “qualifying” event for monetary-aid. But oh well, it was worth a shot…?
And now for some, “Bullshit!” news and updates by: Katlina Kliewer
Does everyone have arrows to follow in the grocery store? Avoiding everyone, eating outside or at home only, always wearing a cloth dust catcher? This Corona stuff is exhausted. A young girl I know tested positive, she had a headache and was tired for two days. Is this really what everyone is afraid of? Mandatory BS. (In my opinion, of course) – We are afraid to catch a cold these days, for fear it could be the dreaded CORONA — I mean, honestly; probably more people die globally of STDs every year.
Interesting headlines this week though, Poland takes a stand against NEO-Bolshevism, (Sounds like Prussia may make a come back, No?) China and U.S. spouting some fighting words as Houston’s Chinese consulate is forced to close; documents are seen being burned and now mysterious boxes of seeds are sent to farmers in the US and UK? Chicago (at least it’s mayor) have lost their damn mind, and more and more states making masking mandatory, riots, protests, and shootings are continuing and on the rise, meanwhile, loved ones in nursing homes and hospitals are still isolated, and doctors and nurses are becoming more and more non-communicative. In San Antonio; my home town, they implemented a disinfecting spray that people walk through at one of their restaurants. Who the hell thought that was a good idea? Warning: Decontamination In Progress!
We may be missing something huge…
Oh, and some of you may have noticed that I ditched Instagram. No big deal but It was stressing me out and wasting my time. For one, seeing the stupid stuff my little brother was doing out of ‘boredom’, or looking up all the mayhem and strangeness happening around us… I needed to keep control over my own influences. Plus all I did was post pictures of my kids, right? Not really safe or necessary in this world now.
On a positive note, I let my son play with a group of about thirty kids at the park the other day, and……….he had a blast! It was like watching a 1980s film with kids rough housing, stick fighting, chasing wasps, playing in the dirt and spinning out of control on the merry go round and……….not a mask in sight!! (Or other adult for that matter). My mom had a panic attack when I told her. Screw Corona. My immune system, my choice.
This concludes some, “Bullshit!” news and updates by: Katlina Kliewer
And now, some Takeo Tama…
Some of you have noticed that we started supporting the different regions and languages sitewide again. I was sorry for it to come down but I am very glad it’s back. It’s about time! We obviously can’t catch everyone’s native tongue so we went with what we saw the need for currently. As stated in Takeo Tama’s latest BLOG, please let us know if there is anything we can try and do better to support you in our “worldwide community”.
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